This is all making Ramona want to sell her own apartment, a classic Park Ave 6, which she just fully renovated to be modern and look like every other apartment in the area. Do we think Sonja had a yard sale?! OMG if I missed that I will die.
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Is that a bouffant wig?! Ramona notes that Sonja seems light-hearted and glowing in this new place, free of all the old memories and dusty glorified overpriced retirement home objects. I am overjoyed by Sonja appearing in her interview segment looking like the mom in I Dream Of Jeanie. Ramona is overjoyed by Sonja’s new place. I’d much rather see Ramona climbing out of an Uber, but honestly, some expectations are just too high. Time to file a complaint with OSHA!īut first Sonja must entertain a prominent guest: Ramona Singer! As Sonja struggles to yank up her spanks in the narrow hallway of her new reality (at least the toilets flush!), Ramona exits a town car and knocks on the door. And informs, Alex, the new Pickles, that she will be to blame. “What it falls down just as I’m cumming,” Sonja wonders in earnest. In Sonja’s new condo of reduced circumstances, she has downgraded from 6 shellshocked interns suffering from Stockholm Syndrome to one “personal assistant” who helps Sonja DUCT TAPE a monogrammed towel over her bedroom window to prepare for her date later that night. Which means we have NO idea what happened to the 6 flats of Charmin toilet paper in the basement, her Y2K survival stash of food, the crusty underwear worn for decades of many suitors, the artwork of chintzy dying flowers, yearbooks from class of 1912 belonging to her ex-husband, and most importantly: the motorized pashmina drapes. It honestly appears that the only thing Sonja brought with her were monogrammed towels (STAM forever) and an entitled attitude. Sonja has finally moved out of the Casa de Crumbles, and I will never forgive Bravo for depriving us of that moving footage. (I swear Quincy is actually just Sonja’s id acting up! #FreudRealTalk)
Morgan and her unseen, unnamed daughter Quincy J.
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It’s a topsy-turvy time for all the women, who are dealing with some personal changes and challenges – like deciding to paint their entire apartment hot pink on the recommendation of an emotionally domineering unprofessional designer (aka their invisible teenaged daughter.) Gotta make amends for being a drunk loon on TV and I guess pink walls is the easiest way to do it! Obviously, I’m talking about Sonja T. Last night was the season premiere of Real Housewives Of New York and all I have to say is thank goodness these ladies area back! They are quite literally the saviors of the Real Housewives franchise, and LuAnn de Lesseps and Co.
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